@quad Yet another reason to add to the pile of reasons why Millennials are by far the worst generation.

@quad “identity condiments” sounds like some reactionary horseshit

@quad IDENTITY CONDIMENTS I'm losing my mind

@quad Before I read "And that's a shame", I didn't realise I'm supposed to feel bad about that.

@quad That's a fantastic article. Here's a live-read: https://youtu.be/Ul9hpFIanDk