heres an april fool for you: fuck off
@pisscotheque *sips beef hot chocolate while maintaining eye contact*
@dreadpirateyarr do you hear that kirsty? thats the sound of me dialling 999. say goodbye to you're freedom
@pisscotheque being dragged away while screaming ‘this is a hilarious April Fool’s right? Right?!’
@dreadpirateyarr lucky for you the police only do arrests as a joke on 1st april