a lot of people shorten “what the fuck” to either “what the...” or “the fuck?” but no one ever says “what fuck” and i just think it’s a missed opportunity. “the” is the least important word in that sentence
@em "The" is very important, elsewise you don't know what fuck anyone is talking about, they could be talking about some other, lesser fuck they had last week instead of That Holy and Eternal Fuck, better known as T.H.E. Fuck.