jackdaw_ruiz 
people always ask me "hey, are you an undercover cop?" 😒
they never ask "HOW are you, an undercover cop?" ☺️
🌸@jackdaw_ruiz you're a cop? you're CANCELED
getting yelled at by the chief, like "jackdaw, your takes are too hot! now i got the admin at city hall breathin' down my neck! you're cancelled! turn in your badge and empty out your draft shitpost folder!"