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garfield

you, plebeian dumb ass who puts the milk in before the cereal: Flat Earth

me, appolonian genius who fills his mouth with dry cereal and washes it all down with a big gulp of milk: Tiny Sun

Nov 28, 2018 at 12:45amMastalab
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@garfiald the sun is the size of an orange. this is canon
Show threadRen - Moved to chitter.xyzDec 31, 2018
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Universe brain: the sun is flat
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 31, 2018
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me, ascended goddess literally made of brains who uses a brush to individually paint each cornflake with a thin layer of milk and then eats it: the sun is a hologram
Show thread🏳️‍🌈 Robin Hood 🏳️‍🌈Dec 31, 2018
@lynnesbian @garfiald me, contented simpleton “y’all are bad at cereal”
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 31, 2018
@lynnesbian @garfiald me, a being whom has transcended spacetime to the point that I can embody the very nature of a perfect bowl of cereal: the earth is a coin like disk with another earth on the other side, and it flips around like a coin in the air but through space around a tiny sun