garfieldyou, plebeian dumb ass who puts the milk in before the cereal: Flat Earth
me, appolonian genius who fills his mouth with dry cereal and washes it all down with a big gulp of milk: Tiny Sun
Lynnesbian 
@garfiald
me, ascended goddess literally made of brains who uses a brush to individually paint each cornflake with a thin layer of milk and then eats it: the sun is a hologram
me, ascended goddess literally made of brains who uses a brush to individually paint each cornflake with a thin layer of milk and then eats it: the sun is a hologram
🏳️🌈 Robin Hood 🏳️🌈@lynnesbian @garfiald me, contented simpleton “y’all are bad at cereal”