that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions
this is by every possible metric the best toot i've ever made and i forgot about it during work and ended up laughing my way down the high street when i opened my phone and read it

@bryn

tryin' to keep the whole world cool

@bryn it took me a billion years to get the cadence in my head but NOW IT'S STUCK THERE
@bryn I love this so much
@emilyoram thank you i didn't know i could make myself this happy tbh
@bryn
tryin' to reduce, reuse
and recycle
if i can do it
@bryn @macpye *starts singing, can’t stop*
@ElectricAsherah it's a catchy one, alright! should be a christmas hit!

@bryn

this was an all-timer of 2018

@jackdaw_ruiz thank you!!! it's still my favourite thing i've ever posted, it's so wholesome
@jackdaw_ruiz while we're here and speaking of all-timers, was it you who posted about the masto janitors clearing up discarded genders!??!? that toot is so good and i can't find itttt

@bryn

lol thank you. took me a moment to find. search "custodial" and it should pop up.

@jackdaw_ruiz i don't have a search function and google isn't helping but i'm glad i've found the author lol!!
@bryn I'm dying omg
@anarchiv this is the only worthwhile thing i have ever posted and i love it like a child
@bryn I would like to ask for permission to marry your lovely toot
@anarchiv permission granted, i'm so happy for both of you
@bryn now I've heard you say "ma mowf hurts" I'm reading that in your accent, and this makes it at least ten times greater than it already is.
@bobstechsite lmao that's honestly not what i usually sound like !!
@bryn this is my favorite all-time toot, it cracks me up every time I see it or think about it
@neoncoughh ahh thank you so much!!! it's my favourite thing i've ever posted tbh
@bryn still the best post i've ever made by a large margin