video games move too quickly

not sure what to make of this eggplant in my parents' garden.

"somewhere between facebook and twitter blue"

hydrated af

great british bake-off: grumblecakes.

i only say this because i'm disappointed that afaict the internet still isn't providing a proper recipe for grumblecakes.

(jeans dustin timberlake)

where the water tastes like wine
to the tune of
let the bodies hit the floor.
🤔

i'm eating all the leftovers from the #gnog (third) launch party with wild abandon and i know i should be sharing it but they call me the finisher and *somebody* needs to right the wrongs in this world.

sure, eating a full jar of green curry paste is fantastic, but have you tried sex?

i just really want to play some doom wads

where do i get the best wads

every video game has hair and coins, if it doesn't have hair and coins it's not a viddo game, sorry bucko thems the rules.

select your relationship status.

ate some fuckin food, hell yeah

pikmin spice latte?
🤔

oh good i've started system shock 2 again.

remember if you sleep within 25 kilometres of a cell phone, you're exposing yourself to needless radiation, your best bet is to mail your phone to yourself by express registered mail every night to get it as far away as possible during the spider-eating hours.

i keep wanting to like firefox/ thunderbird/ lightning but then people say i have to hate firefox/ thunderbird/ lightning and like where does that leave me.

jon stewart's "have you done [X]... on weed" guy but he just asks if you've federated all your apps yet.

what i'm saying is i'm looking for gmail alts.

words are all we have aren't they.

note the office dynamics here: the woman's suggestion is 'splained away but her male colleague takes note and uses his status to promote her idea and send it back to her, that's positive privilege in the workplace imho.

i'd watch the heck out of competitive holedown.

several protected searches for "boner simpson"

what about my delicate tissues

the originals of young werther

the elder scrolls: oblivion only everything's been scaled by (1.1, 1.0, 1.0)

i keep waffling between vs code and vs community why do they do this anakin you're breaking my heart

just, infuriated when i see post-decrement, wtf is wrong with people.

phwoar once again everyone's got strong opinions and cogent thoughts.

remake gabriels knight ii & iii, you dogs.

big Dax energy
🤔

"brush my bones" as opposed to "brush my teeth," if only to come across as a salty sea skeleton.

the singularity is here.

i was biking along and the idea of making an anthology of short-form gameoids that are extremely cynical about capitalism and neoliberalism and market-centric centrist rhetoric occurred to me and

probably it should just be mods of the sims, cod, and prison architect with like, bootleg rage against the machine playing in a tracker.

pubg would be better if it was made explicit who was making profit on the slaughter.

do you have *any* idea how hydrated i am