"Spider-man's greatest villains include Doctor Octopus."
"Yes, go on."
"The Rhino."
"Love it."
"The Vulture."
"Perfect."
"And Electro."
"No, god damnit, he has to be the Eel, none of this works if he's not the Eel!"
Fun fact: there's a spider-man villain named The Owl, and this is not a joke, who doesn't have any powers bird-related or otherwise. He's just a crime boss who likes to eat mice.
@ConfusedImp this is a lie. I refuse to believe this is true.