*British person looking at a cake*

That's a pudding

*at a sausage made of blood and fat*

That's pudding too

*at bread made in a muffin tin*

yep, also a pudding

*at a dog*

dog pudding

*while pointing at a car*

.....pudding

Essentialism is fucking bullshit but I will fight to the death for the UK to define the boundaries of what constitutes a pudding
Somewhere hidden in the Declaration of Independence is a screed against the incomprehensible definition of pudding

WHO'S READY FOR PUDDING KIDS

YAYYYYYYYYYY

*mom brings out a huge fuckin log made out of blood*

@jsdtweets If you're confused by what pudding is, it's steamed. That's all. Something that is steamed into shape.