Mastodawn

*British person looking at a cake*

That's a pudding

*at a sausage made of blood and fat*

That's pudding too

*at bread made in a muffin tin*

yep, also a pudding

*at a dog*

dog pudding

*while pointing at a car*

.....pudding

Essentialism is fucking bullshit but I will fight to the death for the UK to define the boundaries of what constitutes a pudding

Somewhere hidden in the Declaration of Independence is a screed against the incomprehensible definition of pudding

WHO'S READY FOR PUDDING KIDS

YAYYYYYYYYYY

*mom brings out a huge fuckin log made out of blood*

@jsdtweets If you're confused by what pudding is, it's steamed. That's all. Something that is steamed into shape.

Except in the case of yorkshire pudding (which is more like a fluffly, squidgy pancake than a bread btw) and black/white pudding:

If you'd usually eat it with a spoon and it's not a pie or a tart then it's definitely not a cake and probably might possibly be a pudding.

@uoou I'm deep in a wikipedia hole, so bear with me, but now I'm reading that Bakewell Tart also used to be called Bakewell Pudding!

@jsdtweets Ok now you've stumbled into the real controversy. Close that page or MI6 will be onto you.