hey, it’s me, the fanny pack fairy! boost to borrow one of my fanny packs, fav for 25 seconds of good luck, ignore to hurt my feelings and make me wipe away my tears with one of my many fanny packs

@dedken A final fantasy character designer just got inspired.

Also you should totally arrange all those fanny packs in to a bandoleer

@BrokenBiscuit i didn’t realize how badly i needed a final fantasy fanny pack wearer until this very moment omfg
@dedken  what could be inside the packs 
@Aleums snacks on snacks on snacks on snacks 😎
@dedken I've been needing a fanny pack for various occasions
@tsu i seriously cannot recommend them enough, especially if you’re prone to constant forgetfulness like i am hahaha
@dedken
I'm really excited to be here in the beginning of a fashion revolution. You're a visionary!
@dedken what to do with 25 seconds of good luck is the most important decision ive ever had to make
@dedken What are those silver things on the shelf behind you?

@Ricardus you’ve caught me

it’s 7 empty cans of la croix

please don’t shame me

@dedken Love me some sparkling water!
@dedken From a distance they looked like can-style electrolytic capacitors.
@dedken is fanny promotion allowed here? right on ✌🏽
@teaneedz heck yeck 😎

@dedken I've been handling my boost requests all wrong I see.

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