Ok, so lets say you just finished a fun session with your partner, they pull out, and oh no! Poopdick!

They can hop in the shower and be fine. Soap and hot water. Make sure you do this before anyone puts their mouth on it. If it doesn't smell like poop any more, it's probably fine. If you sniff and smell poop, don't put it in your mouth. Unless you have a really bad sense of smell, trust the sniff test.

Once all the physical, visible poo is cleaned off the toy, rub it down with liquid soap, and then wash it with hot water, making sure you rub the soap in really good using a lot of hand-friction. I like to pretend to jerk the toy off at this point for a combined practical and lewd-satisfaction reasons. After that put more soap on and rub it in but leave it on for at least five minutes before rinsing it off. Sniff.

Can you smell poo? If so you need to deep-disinfect.

This is important for your own health in using these toys, especially if you ever intend to put them in your mouth or anyone else's. It is also critical for the health and longevity of your toys and can greatly extend their lifespan by several years. Since toys made of this material are expensive purchases, a $15 bottle of cleaner to as much as double their lifespan is a bargain.

Cleaning is almost always easier if you clean yourself out first. If you just pack fudge this will be hard.

Ok, now that we got the *work* part out of the way, on to the fun part of the Lewd Tutorial!

If you paid attention to my last Lewd Tutorial you will see many pictures of my smallest dildo, Austin. His shaft and tip are very comparable with a human's, although a bit on the small side for my personal tastes (sorry smol-guys) but that knot near the end is perfect practice for warming-up to a bigger toy. Sex with a fat dick is a lot like intense exercise in that way. Stretch first for safety.

The key to taking a knot, for somebody starting out with them, is patience. There is no shame in not taking it during a session where you intended to, that failure is just one more step on your path to eventual success. Even if you don't feel you are making the progress you want, any attempt is always progress.

A knot is not forced-in, at least not ideally, and trying to force one in is how people end up getting hurt or with a knot stuck in them that they can't get back out again.

A not is "accepted-in" by the anal muscles. It must push, but it is at most half push, and half the inner-sphincter opening to receive it's prize. It shouldn't be forced, it is something that must be *allowed* to happen. Forcing it only makes your sphincter resist harder. The key, as always, is to relax. Also important, for taking a knot there really is no such thing as "too much lube." Use as much as you think you'll need, and then use some more.

This tip is endorsed by the makers of lube.

That is supposed to be "a knot" but whatever.

Remember the correct positioning for easily taking dick when trying to take a knot for the first time. Rather than using a rig, just assume a squatting position while laying in a chair on on your back and guide the dildo with your hand, so you can control the pressure with exact precision. At this point you should be capable of riding the shaft, so before you even try to take the knot, move the shaft in and out until you feel comfortable.