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Today we'll be learning how to clean our platinum-treated silicone toys, as well as how to take larger dicks and small knots. Toots in the chain will be marked as Lewd from here-on.

Ok, so lets say you just finished a fun session with your partner, they pull out, and oh no! Poopdick!

They can hop in the shower and be fine. Soap and hot water. Make sure you do this before anyone puts their mouth on it. If it doesn't smell like poop any more, it's probably fine. If you sniff and smell poop, don't put it in your mouth. Unless you have a really bad sense of smell, trust the sniff test.

But what about sex toys? If you pull out one of your "silicone boyfriends" as I like to call them, and they got poopdick so bad, you gotta clean that literal shit. First, don't use hot water. Use cold water, hot water might heat some of the poop into the toy more than it works to clean it off, making it harder to disinfect later. If there is visible poo, don't use hot water. Use cold water under high pressure. Use a shower head or tub faucet if you have to.

Once all the physical, visible poo is cleaned off the toy, rub it down with liquid soap, and then wash it with hot water, making sure you rub the soap in really good using a lot of hand-friction. I like to pretend to jerk the toy off at this point for a combined practical and lewd-satisfaction reasons. After that put more soap on and rub it in but leave it on for at least five minutes before rinsing it off. Sniff.

Can you smell poo? If so you need to deep-disinfect.

To deep-disinfect a toy, which you should do every couple of uses whether it gets poopdicked or not, you need to own toy cleaner that is meant for specific use on Platinum-Treated Silicone. Many sex shops, online and brick-and-mortar, will have this. The Bad Dragon toy cleaner bottle I bought over a year ago and use regularly is only half empty, so it goes a long way if you know how and when to use it properly.
Put only one or two pumps of the foaming solution into the palm of your hand, you don't need very much, and rub it on the toy, making sure it gets rubbed in well, like the soap did. Then leave it on for at least three hours. I sometimes just leave it before going to work, or before going to bed. Rinse it off with hot water when the time is up and give it a good sniff. If you smell poop, do it again. If you don't, it's clean and you can put it away.
This is the difference between a cleaner and a disinfectant. A cleaner is supposed to get rid of grime and soil and substances that bacteria and diseases thrive in. A disinfectant is supposed to kill those bacteria and diseases more directly. Soap is primarily a cleaner but also a disinfectant, just not nearly as good of one as toy-cleaner. Cleaners are meant to work quickly, and only need 30 minutes tops to bond in most cases. Disinfectant needs a lot more time to work well.

This is important for your own health in using these toys, especially if you ever intend to put them in your mouth or anyone else's. It is also critical for the health and longevity of your toys and can greatly extend their lifespan by several years. Since toys made of this material are expensive purchases, a $15 bottle of cleaner to as much as double their lifespan is a bargain.

Cleaning is almost always easier if you clean yourself out first. If you just pack fudge this will be hard.

Ok, now that we got the *work* part out of the way, on to the fun part of the Lewd Tutorial!

If you paid attention to my last Lewd Tutorial you will see many pictures of my smallest dildo, Austin. His shaft and tip are very comparable with a human's, although a bit on the small side for my personal tastes (sorry smol-guys) but that knot near the end is perfect practice for warming-up to a bigger toy. Sex with a fat dick is a lot like intense exercise in that way. Stretch first for safety.

The key to taking a knot, for somebody starting out with them, is patience. There is no shame in not taking it during a session where you intended to, that failure is just one more step on your path to eventual success. Even if you don't feel you are making the progress you want, any attempt is always progress.

A knot is not forced-in, at least not ideally, and trying to force one in is how people end up getting hurt or with a knot stuck in them that they can't get back out again.

A not is "accepted-in" by the anal muscles. It must push, but it is at most half push, and half the inner-sphincter opening to receive it's prize. It shouldn't be forced, it is something that must be *allowed* to happen. Forcing it only makes your sphincter resist harder. The key, as always, is to relax. Also important, for taking a knot there really is no such thing as "too much lube." Use as much as you think you'll need, and then use some more.

This tip is endorsed by the makers of lube.

That is supposed to be "a knot" but whatever.

Remember the correct positioning for easily taking dick when trying to take a knot for the first time. Rather than using a rig, just assume a squatting position while laying in a chair on on your back and guide the dildo with your hand, so you can control the pressure with exact precision. At this point you should be capable of riding the shaft, so before you even try to take the knot, move the shaft in and out until you feel comfortable.

Once the shaft moving inside you is basically a somewhat-arousing but not exactly thrilling feeling, you'll know you're loose enough to grind the knot. Push it up against your sphincter and try to get it inside the "airlock" space between the inner and outer sphincters, if you can. Move it around in this space and push its girth up against your inner sphincter while trying as hard as you can to relax. Again, don't feel bad if it doesn't go in, even a little.
Apply pressure but never for more than 30 seconds at a time before giving the inner-sphincter a break for at least an equal amount of time, if not another minute while you go back to doing something less intensive. Take it slow and do it in cycles until you either manage to slip the knot in, or you get tired/bored/manage to cum anyway. If the latter grouping happens, don't feel too bad (especially if you came), I already said this would probably take multiple attempts.
If you took the knot..
That first "pop" in should bulge your eyes out of your skull. You will KNOW when you are knotted. Even a small knot like Austin's will give you a sense of "fullness" that really should have its own word. Now, in a worst case scenario this can be awkward and painful immediately, but if you are fortunate this can be a feeling of sexual ecstasy. Experimentally apply pressure to the dildo in different directions, including lightly pulling it back while clenching to keep it inside.

When you are ready to take it out, pull out with only a slight bit of pressure while also assuming a squatting position and using the same muscle relaxation you would use when taking a really big shit. If I squat in the tub I can expel it pretty consistently without even using my hands, especially if it was well-lubricated going in.

The first time you ever take a knot it will feel like a big fucking deal. Get good enough at this through practice and you can eventually knot-fuck like a pro.

Austin has a pretty ideal knot shape for going in, and as knotted dildos go is a pretty good model for beginners. He has what I call a "riding knot" which can go in and come out with relative ease, although all knots are designed to put up at least some resistance in either direction. A "plugging knot" is the opposite, is usually hard to get in, and once it is in is very difficult to remove. My Rex has this kind of knot, and my Hunter is somewhere in between the two of them.
If you have a partner with a large dick, especially in terms of girth, then using a dildo as a form of foreplay is actually a good way to prepare yourself for them, especially if they are the one controlling the dildo. It might even be necessary in some cases to make sexual intercourse safe and fun rather than awkward and painful. If you were wrestling you'd probably do stretches and warm-up first to avoid hurting yourselves, you should probably have the same attitude towards extreme anal.

NEXT WEEK ON LEWD TUTORIALS

Taking EVEN BIGGER DICKS/KNOTS and HOW TO DEAL WITH ANAL INJURY.

I felt those two would probably go well together. See you all next week my lovely Lewdites!