Is there a good notes app (like OneNote or Evernote but not those) that synchs between phone and desktop (I need that for grocery lists) and runs on Windows and Android?

Before you reply, read that again. Did I ask your opinion on Windows? Did I ask you to tell me about Linux?

@julia Laverna.cc runs from the browser (and has a windows app) and you can make it sync via Dropbox or other similar services. Maybe this can help
@theJeffect Thank you, I'll check it out.