ππ»πΌ. ππ΅πͺπ½ππΈπΈππΌHi. It's me, the Flatwoods Monster. I bet you fell for my pretending-to-be-human trick. I know, I know, but it gets 'em every time.
So, you found it. The official online presence of the Flatwoods Monster.
Flatwoods Monster facts:
1. I am the Flatwoods Monster.
2. An apple a day will not keep me away. I am sorry, but apples have no effect on me.
3. My favorite food is peanut butter and tinfoil sandwiches.
4. I am a shy creature, and I get overwhelmed easily. Please do not shout at me.
5. Toothpaste is tasty.
6. I never took the tags off of my Beanie Babies.
7. My favorite book is "Windows for Dummies".
8. BEES!
9. I highly recommend teeth. All teeth. All the teeth you can carry in your mouth.
Skeleton 
