I twist and turn, striking the training dummy over and over, in constant motion. my moves are fluid and powerful. after the demonstration I turn to my sensei and wait

eventually he nods, telling me I'm ready for the fight of a lifetime: defending candy corn from the haters

@craigdougscott you will never be ready for this
@0xKruzr like I'm going to listen to some dude named…jason (?) instead of my sensei