Micro SF/F stories by O Westin"Human cultures vary a lot," the human ambassador said, "but we all agree there are things that should not go on pizza..."
The alien looked up. "But it fnaggles my splanch so nicely."
"And one of those things is people."
Morton Fox@MicroSFF Oh, I guess that's worse than pineapple.
Trinsec@mortonfox @MicroSFF I... am not too certain about that. Pineapple should never be found on a pizza! Whereas I know a few people that I wouldn't mind on a pizza... just to get rid of them, might be worth the stomachache!