"Human cultures vary a lot," the human ambassador said, "but we all agree there are things that should not go on pizza..."

The alien looked up. "But it fnaggles my splanch so nicely."

"And one of those things is people."

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@MicroSFF Oh, I guess that's worse than pineapple.
@mortonfox @MicroSFF I... am not too certain about that. Pineapple should never be found on a pizza! Whereas I know a few people that I wouldn't mind on a pizza... just to get rid of them, might be worth the stomachache!
@MicroSFF At least the πŸ‘½&πŸ‘© can agree that pineapple doesn’t belong on πŸ•!
BTW have you tried vegan on πŸ•? Vegan longpork on πŸ• is delicious.