im the hell dude
one thing that always "gives me a boner" is seeing a vagina
Aug 27, 2018 at 4:03pmWeb
Show threadMen’s Wearhouse OfficialAug 27, 2018
@helldude "One thing that makes me swell, dude"
Show threadGrk!Aug 27, 2018
@helldude I bet you like breasts and all.
Show threadDoritos For WomenAug 27, 2018
@helldude
Show threadScruffoAug 27, 2018
@helldude Frickin the vagina dude over here. Or Rich Vagina (Not the other way around it sounds gross). Or Vagina Cop. Occasional host of Mic Vagicta.
Show threadHELLGORITHMAug 27, 2018
@helldude the sight of bare tiddies will often cause me to “pitch a tent”
Show threadan instance of the finger.postAug 27, 2018
@helldude
Show threadForksAug 27, 2018
@helldude damn you wild af
Show threadG-Wiz!Aug 27, 2018
@helldude you crazy for this one, helldude!
Show threadka-ka-ka-keon~🎵Aug 27, 2018
@helldude plot twist: helldude is an anatomy textbook proofreader
Show threadKandyAug 27, 2018
@helldude yooooooo. that's something!
Show threadJ. Pere DuchatAug 28, 2018
@helldude wow very shallow, disappointed. Things that should give you a “bonner”: a flag at half mast, paintings of hunting or ships in storms, unused billiards, the eyeteeth of a goat, grumgrums in full bloom,
Show threadCowboy SocialistAug 28, 2018
@helldude none of us are without sin
Show threadMadison "Stone Thutch" ViandeAug 28, 2018
@helldude this just reminds me of the time we asked a straight high school classmate of ours what his fetish was (why did we do this?) and he said he wanted to try cunnilingus and broke down crying
Show threadim the hell dudeAug 28, 2018
@byttyrs lmaoo
Show threadhalf-aspirationalAug 28, 2018
@byttyrs @helldude this is a fucking rollercoaster, a haunting tableau, I'm lost in this anecdote
Show threadMadison "Stone Thutch" ViandeAug 28, 2018
@ohtazer @helldude you have not KNOWN emotional whiplash until you've been in the backseat of a sedan, lightly teasing your cishet classmate with racy questions, and had to pivot to awkward soothing when he admits his deep, taboo, shameful sexual desire is to eat pussy and starts SOBBING