rob (now on 4eva.online)the latest in my series of low res footage of me laughing at films
if you haven’t seen Bram Stoker’s Dracula: GO GO GO and see it now
Italian Mastodon At Food@steamed___hams I had to review this film for a year 9 project on gothic horror for English. Could believe how bad it was, Keanu's accent, the atrocious special effects, Dracula the character - just all incredible, 'I know where the bastard sleeps' seated in memory.
@joshsilvani hahaha i also had to see it in school (though from memory the teacher had to fast forward through all the sexy stuff) and i kinda have a soft spot for it??? i know it's materially not very good but as someone who grew up with almost nothing but underwhelming cgi i really like films that do ridiculous practical effects
@joshsilvani seriously, that whole scene, with the smash cut to the woman with her head cut off, it's really brilliant stuff, i can strongly recommend a rewatch (also winona ryder is really good)
@steamed___hams my teacher put it in at some point towards the end of year 11, I think to waste some time really, she turned it off few mins cause I couldn't stop laughing, was genuinely in tears - such a bizarre film. Am I remembering right that Tom Waits is in it and is genuinely the best actor in the film as well?
@joshsilvani haha yeah tom waits is indeed in it, i assume there's a story there, but it really is a fun film, gary oldman is really fun and winona ryder is very winona ryder