spacecommunismHow do u chat people up?
"Helen of Troy, see what all the fuss was about" has absolutely killed me
shit face 🦂@Spacecommunism 1000 ships? doubt it
@pipsuxx I know right but I respect the ambition
we hunted the mastodon@Spacecommunism "Helen of Troy, see what all the fuss was about" is a perfect clickbait headline. I'd click on it.
@DavidFutrelle LMAO I know, it had me cackling
oh no lmao I just had to explain BDE
real kanye west 
@Spacecommunism this is very good. may I steal it?
I usually say 'your dog is very very very cute'
@kanyewest feel free to use my skills
@Spacecommunism i ask questions a lot based on like profile blurbs if it's an app. this is such a good question thoiugh.
here is the only pickup line I like, and I think I only like it aesthetically:
Are you the underside of my laptop? because you're really hot and it's making me nervous
YouCaughtScott@Spacecommunism Marilyn Monroe's a good choice tbh
@YouCaughtScott a hot bisexual blonde bombshell communist, we are soulmates tbh