Jace the Chicken 🌹🏳️🌈🐓Cons: got my arm cut off, losing a lot of blood, in more pain than I knew was possible, probably going into shock
Pros: I have a fukkin cannon for an arm, how rad is that
MarxRx@jacethechicken do you need medical assistance?
@Coreylynn 24/7 dude
@jacethechicken I was going to suggest fashioning yourself a tourniquet out of some fabric, calling 911 and unlocking your door.
@Coreylynn but they'd take away my cannon arm
@jacethechicken they may be able to irrigate the stump and cautarize the main vessels, which would cut down on infection and death, unless the cannon aspect is the arterial blood, in which case rip.