Mike diamond philipsOkay, gonna do a livetweet thread here, because there’s something I’ve never done before in my 33 years on planet earth and I’m genuinely curious. I am going to “take a shit.” (Thread)
Oh wow. This is...this is pretty nice. I really get the appeal. Taking a shit. No, this is all right by me.
Wait, what is
Oh god!!
This stuff is disgusting! Why do you people do this? The smell is toxic.
And what am I supposed to do here now, huh? How do I clean this up? How do I clean ME up?
Okay, I think this is over. I wouldn’t take a shit again, but I’m glad I tried it once to see what all the fuss is about. I’m gonna go hose off outside.
Oh god oh man nevermind. Still going!!!!
Is this like a leisure thing for you people? It’s repulsive.
Okay, out to the garden hose. Smash that like button, don’t forget to retoot. God bless
webzarp@PruneTracy feels good though right