Mastodawn

At every graduation ceremony they should pull a name or seat number at random and give that person a diploma.

“And I would never have been able to raise my three girls without my brother-in-law, Uncle Jesse. He’s from the wrong side of the tracks. He’s got a mean streak and everybody who’s ever seen him play the guitar wants to fuck him.”

/Uncle Jesse earnestly plays a middling wedding band cover of “Tutti Frutti” with full eye contact

Mike diamond philips May 9

Manos Pitsidianakis May 9

Twin Peaks Fruits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEGI20nb8Pc #TwinPeaks

Twin Peaks Fruits

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Mike diamond philips Apr 4

Matthew Brennan Apr 3

Happy to see that Eugene Mirman is doing well after a scary accident! Been a fan of that Mirminski for a long time (VODKA!). This was my first #bobsburgers painting I made mashing it up with #twinpeaks but I have a new one heading your way soon!

Mike diamond philips Apr 4

I'm watching Total DramaRama 2x05 "An Egg-stremely Bad Idea" https://trakt.tv/shows/total-dramarama/seasons/2/episodes/5 #TotalDramaRama #trakt

An Egg-stremely Bad Idea

Hoping to 'brighten her day', Izzy and Owen pimp out Gwen's egg chair. But when it ends up in a museum run by angry chickens, they must retrieve it before Gwen destroys the daycare in a temper tantrum of unspeakable darkness.

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Mike diamond philips Apr 4

I'm watching The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town (1977) https://trakt.tv/movies/the-easter-bunny-is-comin-to-town-1977 #TheEasterBunnyIsCominToTown #trakt

The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town

The Mailman decides to stop another deluge of letters by answering questions about the Easter Bunny: Sunny, a baby rabbit found and adopted by Kidville (a town of only kids--even a kid mailman). And when Sunny goes delivering eggs to the nearby town (which he has to dye to fool Gadzooks, the mean bear on the mountain), he discovers that there are no kids in the town, and that the rightful (kid) ruler is being suppressed by his aunt. But the young king likes Sunny's dyed eggs and jelly beans. So Kidsville, with the help of an old train engine, makes a few plans (and a decoy chocolate rabbit) to distribute them.

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Mike diamond philips Apr 4

I'm watching It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (1974) https://trakt.tv/movies/it-s-the-easter-beagle-charlie-brown-1974 #ItsTheEasterBeagleCharlieBrown #trakt

It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown, Linus and the entire Peanuts gang are off on a lively Easter egg hunt. They suspect they've spotted the Easter Bunny … but the trouble is, he looks a lot like a certain beagle who's near and dear to Charlie Brown's heart. Is it truly the Easter Bunny, or is it just the irrepressible Snoopy playing a trick on the kids?

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Mike diamond philips Apr 4

I'm watching The Simpsons 5x02 "Cape Feare" https://trakt.tv/shows/the-simpsons/seasons/5/episodes/2 #TheSimpsons #trakt

Cape Feare

The Simpsons go incognito to avoid the newly paroled Sideshow Bob, who's out to get Bart.

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Mike diamond philips Apr 4

I'm watching The Simpsons 4x22 "Krusty Gets Kancelled" https://trakt.tv/shows/the-simpsons/seasons/4/episodes/22 #TheSimpsons #trakt

Krusty Gets Kancelled

Krusty's Hollywood pals help when his show is canceled after a new star causes his ratings to plummet.

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Mike diamond philips Apr 2

I'm watching Survivor 50x06 "The Blood Moon" https://trakt.tv/shows/survivor-2000/seasons/50/episodes/6 #Survivor #trakt

The Blood Moon

A mysterious boat arrives delivering an exciting message; castaways discover that an advantage is hidden deep in the jungle; the dreaded blood moon leads to a historic tribal council.

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