I seem to have started Star Wars discourse with my last toot. I heartily apologize and am trying to delete my account and burn my laptop
@cjwyoming u didn't start discourse star wars fans are just talking, u dork
@lady_lumb @cjwyoming this is the correct take

@lady_lumb @cjwyoming Thesis: I have started Star Wars Discourse, this is the worst possible outcome

Antithesis: Star Wars Fans are merely talking

Synthesis: The worst possible outcome is Star Wars fans merely talking

@some_qualia @lady_lumb @cjwyoming sh*t I AM a Star Wars fan & I boost

@thephunkyjedi @lady_lumb @cjwyoming Same.

Everything you've heard about Star Wars fandom? It's real. The bad takes. The shitty people. It's all true.

@some_qualia @lady_lumb @cjwyoming I'm cry every time there is a new movie, for I love them ALL, DEARLY; I'm front-lines for every single one - somehow Star Wars fans need to be reminded that hate leads to the Dark Side????
@thephunkyjedi @lady_lumb @cjwyoming Fandom is so huge that there are statistically tens of thousands of extremely scary people in it and none of it is a small community.
@thephunkyjedi @lady_lumb @cjwyoming Also? A lot of it is sort of ~for kids~ and media ~for kids~ gets infected by people who believe their choice of pairs featuring in their cannibal fanfic pornography is praxis that can protect or harm their children.
@some_qualia @thephunkyjedi @lady_lumb @cjwyoming as a Star Wars fan i hate nothing more than other Star Wars fans. Those people suck on a galactic level
@Son_of_Clark @some_qualia @lady_lumb @cjwyoming When I first discovered Star Wars, it was in that dead-zone of the few years it WASN'T cool, no new movies, so the idea that your appreciation of it depends on anything other than the spaceships & stories themselves is just more alien to me than a Twi'lek/Gamorrean baby!
@Son_of_Clark @some_qualia @thephunkyjedi @cjwyoming well im glad we all agree on two things, star wars is neat, and star wars fans suck
@lady_lumb @Son_of_Clark @thephunkyjedi @cjwyoming Agreed, good movies, and all of us are THE WORST
@some_qualia @lady_lumb @thephunkyjedi @cjwyoming let us all just enjoy this brief moment in history where there's a place to mention Star Wars without summoning a screeching horde. I know it won't last