this gif is probably my greatest contribution to the world. and i say that as a father of three beautiful children, and two sorta ugly ones.

#jacklooksback

#thathashtagsucks

@jackdaw_ruiz

Me, a young, new mastodon user: "geez I better play my cards close to my chest"

*sees this post*

"Capital holds honest and decent folks in chains! Depose your masters!"