Good morning fellow tooters, I just had an Urgent Care doc remove a bug from my ear canal so if anyone needs me I’ll be lighting myself on fucking fire
@stangleskid do you know what kind of bug it was? Now I'm curious
@stangleskid oh God nooooo
@piggywillow yup time to self immolate
@stangleskid @piggywillow That is, like, Wrath of Khan scary.
@BurtonianInstitute @piggywillow my husband keeps making Captain Kirk jokes and I don’t 100% get it but I know it’s not nice
@stangleskid @piggywillow Just don't watch any of the Chekov scenes.

@stangleskid I'm sorry but I think it's the only option

It was nice knowing you

@stangleskid @piggywillow is this LITERALLY an earwig??
@0xKruzr @stangleskid @piggywillow Looks like some really yucky version of silverfish.
@0xKruzr @piggywillow it’s a silverfish I think it’s different but not in any significant way that matters to my shattered psyche