PiggyWillow

@piggywillow
59 Followers
60 Following
28 Posts
Still no idea what a piggy willow is, but now I'm confused on a new platform

Just scratched my boob so hard I knocked my phone out of my hand

I'd tweet this but I'm posting a lot today so I'mma toot it instead

Husband said "thick with a capital K" so our divorce is pending #thicc

Just discovered I can split screen Tusky and Twitter on my phone so I can do *both* at the same time

Byebye everything else in my life

Guys I'm going to a wedding on Sunday and I still have no idea what I'm going to wear 😭
Loudest thunder ever just scared the crap out of me NBD I'm just riding an adrenaline wave