iliana (quiet main)me using fedora: [opens door, door falls off hinges] ah, home
me using ubuntu: [opens door, door falls off hinges but in the opposite direction] what the fuck is this shit
me using openbsd: [tries to open door but door is locked] yes, secure
me using alpine: [opens door] this is the smallest studio apartment I've ever seen [immediately cuts self on musl libc and busybox's sharp edges]
me using amazon linux: how the fuck did bezos ship this with a dent in it
these are all the linux distros I know sorry
"openbsd isn't a linux distro" what?
alcinnz