iliana (quiet main)me using fedora: [opens door, door falls off hinges] ah, home
me using ubuntu: [opens door, door falls off hinges but in the opposite direction] what the fuck is this shit
me using openbsd: [tries to open door but door is locked] yes, secure
me using alpine: [opens door] this is the smallest studio apartment I've ever seen [immediately cuts self on musl libc and busybox's sharp edges]
me using amazon linux: how the fuck did bezos ship this with a dent in it
these are all the linux distros I know sorry
"openbsd isn't a linux distro" what?
oh wait I've got another
me using nixos: you are in a maze of twisty symlinks, all alike
Keiya@iliana Debian: Door falls off hinge in the same direction as Ubuntu, but the steps to put it back on the hinges are different.
Gwyn@iliana
Me using Slackware: 'Let's hope I never need new countertops.'
Me using Slackware: 'Let's hope I never need new countertops.'
alcinnz@iliana "openbsd isn't a Linux distro". Meh.
shork@iliana me using debian: *dusts off cobwebs* well I guess this thing still stands *someone comes in and patches a hole in the mailbox*
banned for burgerposting@iliana i can't believe i've never heard of amazon linux before
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@pea I didn't either until they hired me to work on it
@iliana incredible
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@iliana i really wanna try to get it running on my laptop now for fun
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@iliana but am aware that's an absolutely ridiculous thing to do
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@pea it's virtualization only because we like smol kernels
@iliana oh i know, the fun part would be poking around with the kernel to get it to work on my hardware :s
and by fun i mean awful and by awful i mean the fun kind of fun
and by fun i mean awful and by awful i mean the fun kind of fun
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🍂@iliana now I want to know what happens with arched doors
Morguldir@ninjawedding @iliana which doors?
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lottie@iliana lol what
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deprecated scarlett@iliana me using netbsd: everything's on fire but at least i know why
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Caz [MOVED]@iliana me using Arch: [opens door. nothing happens] "Wow, everything is working just fine!"
Later, I update my wall by hammering in a portrait and half the house falls down.
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