My phone thinks that “bollocks” should be spelt “nollicjs”. Is this some trendy new #javascript web framework I need to ignore?

#AutoCowWreck #WhyAmIAwake #Its3am

2am. I have woken up suddenly with a craving for fried bread😂

#2ambrain #cravings #whyamiawake #tooearly #dontwanttowakeup

All I'm saying is that it would be super cool if I were *not* an insomniac.

#goodmorning #whyamiawake #insomnia #insomniac #shittysleepschedule #fediverse #federated

Honestly, why aren’t Pluots called Apricums? #WhyAmIAwake
Kevin Murray - @Claystorm.Bsky.Social on X

As seen in Santa Fe at 5:15am… #WhyAmIAwake #ThingsIDoForFun

Twitter

Create legal requirements for employers to increase worker's pay each year.

I know these petitions just get swept aside by the govt, but enough signatures might at least start a wider conversation.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/639994

Sign if you can 👍

#fairpay #uk #whyamiawake

Petition: Create legal requirements for employers to increase worker's pay each year

We believe the pay every worker in the UK earns should be increased each year. We want the Government to pass legislation to require employers to increase their workers’ pay each year, starting with 2% (the Government's target inflation rate) this year, then by inflation for every future year.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Why am I awake before my alarm? Who knows but I feel like there’s a reason! Maybe someone out there in the fediverse knows why I’m awake. Please leave your detailed (or not) answer below.

Alternatively, ask me anything you want to know about me. Except my contact information, you can’t have that.

#6am #WhyAmIAwake #FediverseAnswers #AskMeAnything #QuestionAndAnswer

There was a wall and a seizure kitten and crunchy treats…
#WhyAmIAwake

https://post.news/article/2JrMgypsXHmCfunXdl5FZyEudAl

Post Article / Post.

Dah! Darn! Drat!

I'm trying to use outbursts that i don't normally use to illustrate the unique severity of the situation with which I am faced...

Goddamn internet went down.

I'd honestly almost rather lose gas or water.

#FirstWorldProblems
#WhyAmIAwake

(Oh, and good morning, Angry.)

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(It's late...) #whyamiawake #ClassicLiterature #moviequotes