@pgc
I’d been hoping to escape through a hole around the knee on this side (I think we’re past the crotch area, so no jumping out the fly) but I’m worried about getting back into the correct leg.

Thinking about the trajectory here.

What if jumping out the knee hole results in my drifting around a bit and, ASSUMING THE WORLD IS NOT JUST TROUSERS! falling into a skirt?? Or worse, a SHOE?
👠

#gnuTerryPratchett
#trousersoftime

Ps. The Trousers of Time is a great name for a band.