Te Weta 🏴☠️How could they feckin miss that!
Matt PritchettI hope the shooter survived so we can find out if it was real or staged
My highly possible GUESS at what just happened:
2 magas shooting at each other
1 hits his opponent
The other guy shoots wildly, misses badly and hits a glass of water near TFG causing it to explode and TFG gets hit by a piece of glass. He gets grazed and receives 2 stitches and some ibuprofen.
From now on he’s gonna wear that Purple Heart medal, that some maga gave him as a present for whatever dumb reason. He’s going to wear it and tell everyone that he was a braver soldier today than any war hero ever.