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Kirja kolme päivää kestävästä täysin turhasta taistelusta yhden kukkulan hallinnasta. Abercrombien tyylin mukaisesti ainoat sankarit ovat kukkulan laella seisovat suuret kivipaadet, joita kutsutaan Sankareiksi (The Heroes). Minulle jäi tästä hieman sekava vaikutelma todennäköisesti siksi, että ehdin lukea kirjaa vain pieninä pätkinä silloin tällöin. Henkilöiden ja taistelujen kuvaajana Abercrombie on vailla vertaa. #kirjat #theheroes #joeabercrombie #KirjaMastodon #kirjafedi

Kevin C 🎬Nov 8

Gau hit the Qin Emperor with a Capt Kirk style double chop to the head at the end. 🙏

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Kevin C 🎬Nov 8

FYI: These fights were slowed down so the camera could catch the movement. That's why they look so incompetent. 👍

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Kevin C 🎬Nov 8

Hmm... the prisoners are getting stronger, Marshall Gau's plan is not working!

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Kevin C 🎬Nov 8

And when the Censors got to the "torture" scene, they realised the obvious homoerotic subtext of the film. We can't have this have this many sweaty, lean, chiseled, hard bodied men touching each other LIKE THIS, like it's f**king Tuesday!!!

And so the movie was banned all across Indo China!

(Fake stories from the 80s)

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Kevin C 🎬Nov 8

Yay, the Shaolin have been defeated. Now I will have peace and justice in my new empire!

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Kevin C 🎬Nov 8

By order of the Emperor, people do not kill people, Kung Fu kills people!

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