ɹ uɐp Mar 22

Waffle House Teleporter

⭐ 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 Mar 22, 2026

Terrible. Took me to another Waffle House

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

ɹ uɐp Mar 22

Actually, I prefer the Tastee Freez Teleporters

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

ɹ uɐp Mar 22

it was very extremely cool for that FEMA official in charge of Disaster Response to let it slip about the Waffle House teleporters

that shit was CLASSIFIED

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

RobMar 21

Obviously the one at Waffle House was ok.

Portable Teleporter not working · Issue #6327 · mekanism/Mekanism
https://github.com/mekanism/Mekanism/issues/6327

#WaffleHouse #Teleporter

Portable Teleporter not working · Issue #6327 · mekanism/Mekanism

Please use the search functionality before reporting an issue. Also take a look at the closed issues! Issue description: It is currently not possible to use the Portable Teleporter on private frequ...

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OhSnap!DragonMar 21

Just nipping off to buy groceries using the new teleporter in my neighborhood.
Anyone need anything?

#teleporter
#WaffleHouse
#FEMA

शून्यताMar 21
I’m no longer phased by any new confirmations that we’re in the “circus” alternate reality of the one we thought we inhabited. (s d) #FEMA #Teleporter
ɹ uɐp Mar 21

if WAFFLE HOUSE has any damn sense they will run with this and maybe add some teleportation themed menu options 🧇  

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #teleporter #GreggPhillips

ɹ uɐp Mar 21

RE: https://mastodon.social/@samiamsam/116267904242562172

this is obviously what happened

please somebody track down his old frat brothers and get them in front of a camera I would pay money to see this

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #teleporter

ɹ uɐp Mar 21

let's see how the FEMA Official in charge of Disaster Response responds to the disaster which is stories of him bragging about TELEPORTING TO WAFFLE HOUSE   🧇 🍿

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

Show threadɹ uɐp Mar 21

please use this for good or for awesome tysm

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter