To prepare for my place in the new economy, I've taken up stone knapping; Dr. Omed's Fine Flint and Obsidian blades, suitable for all hunter-gatherer and neo-Aztec needs, including dressing out captured venture capitalists, fascist techbros, and assorted minions. I have seen the future, and it involves laying your still beating heart on the altar of the Sun.

#neweconomy #stoneknife #venturecapitalists #facsists #techbros