I'm not a #swinger yet, but if I can ask the right lady with a #pineapple tattoo for a hot #softswap with my wife and I, maybe my wife will be interested. It's #seattle, so I don't care who gets who. If I get the guy, I'll have to let the guy put his guy thing in the you know where. If I get the tattoo lady, maybe I can...well regardless, there's a ton of combinations.

Uh... maybe I should get the #tattoo! Then I can tell my wife that another guy wants to do her in the same room! Oh tattoos!