Hey no worries! #sketchers had you covered at the #TSA line! New #slipins!
But, nah, fuck flying. Why would I subject my self to that kind of trouble? Like I can drive 5minutes to the #jackinthebox and get curly fries. At no point in that ordeal do I ever get arrested, searched for substances or jailed for carrying a pair of scissors.
Sure, sale your shoes, but fuck flying. Never Ever again. Unless my job calls for that I guess...or a family member dies tragedly. Or war with China breaks out.
