@MissingThePt To get the new Mastodon Blue Status just post #MastodonBlue, Your Credit Card Number, Security Code, Expiration Date and name as printed on the card. If you're are a Citizen of the US, please also add your SIN.
Don't worry, all data will be encrypted and stripped from your post.
#goodOldTimes #dontDoThisAtHome #seriouslyDontDoThis