Quickly, I have to absolutely urgently to help the chair of the board of GÉANT, who inexplicably unexplained cannot access his geant-email and thus has to borrow a presidents(! no less) gmail-account, with something utterly urgent! !k! Europe, no, the world is at the brink of cyber-apocalypsis.

#scamoftheweek

Is this some insufficient elaborate scam for busy professors? You are out of luck, I have grading work to attend to. There is no other task on my schedule for today — because I will use any and every excuse to #procrastinate from grading exams.

Or is it just, that something found me which could be called "shotgun-whaling"? Because I'd like to start the day with creating some new and (arguably) funny terminology. It would make my day so much better to see such a thing make a small ripple through the fediverse. I am soooo much not phishing for boosts here! ;-)

Oh, look, the tea is empty, have to go and brew some new tea.

(The 'k' between the exclamation marks above becomes slightly more funny if you are typing with the neo2 layout.)

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