Quickly, I have to absolutely urgently to help the chair of the board of GÉANT, who inexplicably unexplained cannot access his geant-email and thus has to borrow a presidents(! no less) gmail-account, with something utterly urgent! !k! Europe, no, the world is at the brink of cyber-apocalypsis.

#scamoftheweek

Is this some insufficient elaborate scam for busy professors? You are out of luck, I have grading work to attend to. There is no other task on my schedule for today — because I will use any and every excuse to #procrastinate from grading exams.

Or is it just, that something found me which could be called "shotgun-whaling"? Because I'd like to start the day with creating some new and (arguably) funny terminology. It would make my day so much better to see such a thing make a small ripple through the fediverse. I am soooo much not phishing for boosts here! ;-)

Oh, look, the tea is empty, have to go and brew some new tea.

(The 'k' between the exclamation marks above becomes slightly more funny if you are typing with the neo2 layout.)

I was wondering how much data would theoretically fit on an A4 sheet. Must be printable on a consumer printer. Must be retrievable through a consumer scanner. With a margin of 10pt, one bit to 1 pt, 575×822 bits, about 59 Kb? A bit disappointing. Smaller pixels, smaller margin, compression. Yes I have other things to do. #procrastinate

Hi Fediverse!! 👋😊

My name is Kian (Kee-ahn).

I'm #Persian, an #Angelino (#LosAngeles), and sometimes #sassy. I'm here to discuss #technology, #society, and #queerness; complain about #politics, #AI (or whatever the current exploitative fad is), and my #PetPeeves; share #knowledge, #truth, and my greatest #fears; and also #procrastinate.

I'm always listening, learning, and growing. I try to speak from my experiences (including my privilege), and make many mistakes along the way. I invite you to challenge my thoughts, share your perspectives, agree or disagree, and otherwise interact with me; and maybe together we can grow as individuals and strengthen this community.

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#Introduction

When I #procrastinate I write #gluecode, when I procrastinate and write glue code, I do really stupid things. I have hijacked headless chromium browser and “render” its output as #sixels. So I have “full” browser In terminal. It’s far from perfect, would like to add native dialogs handling (save file, alert, prompt, maybe handling certificates) but it will be hard to find motivation. So far I handle goto new page, go back and go forward. #linux #coding #fun #unimportantstuff

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It's #procrastination with documentation.
It's a passive-aggressive note to your future self.

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