Next time you masturbate, remember to channel your tantric fuck-energy to eliminating the world's illnesses. Positive vibes for positive world. Eat crystals not vitamins.

#SaveYassie #SaveYaseen #SaveYasseen #SaveYassseen #SaveYasssseen #SaveYassssseen

@agatha i miss them so much too 🥺 @yassie_j feels empty without u

maybe its time to bring back #saveyassie

@starshine @yassie_j no promises... *preps the #SaveYassie hashtag*

Please don’t do anything weird while I’m out for the count please friends 😭 😭 😭

Inb4 someone revives #SaveYassie or something even though I’m still alive

Akkoma

a humble tribute to the #shitpost quing ​ ​ 

#Yastodon #SaveYassie #RIPYassie #YastoGoneDotLol 

@Josie

@yassie_j did not simply outlive instances,
@yassie_j was capable of oppenheimering even the largest of mastodon instances 

#RIPYassie #RIPMastogoneDotLol

we have performed the ritual of migrating our instance's software from Mastodon to Yastodon in an attempt to bring @yassie_j back from the grave

#SaveYassie

whether it was successful, and whether they would have chosen to grace our humble #Yastodon instance with their presence, we may never know 

Okay y'all, how about as a cult activity we resurrect Yassie?

We will need
- a spell caster capable of casting 7th level spells (resurrection specifically), and an hour of their time
- a diamond worth at least 1000gp (with enough Yaseenists we can surely acquire one)

#RIPYassie #SaveYassie

With great power comes great yasponsibility. 

Check out https://cutie.city/about if you want to yassee it for yasself! 

#CutieCity #SaveYassie #AltText

Yastodon

This server is home to a small group of cuties whose former server spontaneously combusted. Registrations are currently very limited, as we're still getting situated in our new space. 💖

Yastodon hosted on cutie.city

This is against butts. You’ve been re-butt-ed.

I get that you’re excited to be a butt, but you gotta follow the butts. And this isn’t butts. You’re not in a butt. We’re building butts and butts and butts here. This kind of butt isn’t the butts we want.

#butts #shitpost #saveYassie