Next time you masturbate, remember to channel your tantric fuck-energy to eliminating the world's illnesses. Positive vibes for positive world. Eat crystals not vitamins.

#SaveYassie #SaveYaseen #SaveYasseen #SaveYassseen #SaveYasssseen #SaveYassssseen

@agatha i miss them so much too πŸ₯Ί @yassie_j feels empty without u

maybe its time to bring back #saveyassie

@starshine @yassie_j no promises... *preps the #SaveYassie hashtag*

Please don’t do anything weird while I’m out for the count please friends 😭 😭 😭

Inb4 someone revives #SaveYassie or something even though I’m still alive

Akkoma

a humble tribute to the #shitpost quing β€‹ β€‹ β€‹

#Yastodon #SaveYassie #RIPYassie #YastoGoneDotLol β€‹

@Josie

@yassie_j did not simply outlive instances,
@yassie_j was capable of oppenheimering even the largest of mastodon instances β€‹

#RIPYassie #RIPMastogoneDotLol

we have performed the ritual of migrating our instance's software from Mastodon to Yastodon in an attempt to bring @yassie_j back from the grave

#SaveYassie

whether it was successful, and whether they would have chosen to grace our humble #Yastodon instance with their presence, we may never know β€‹

Okay y'all, how about as a cult activity we resurrect Yassie?

We will need
- a spell caster capable of casting 7th level spells (resurrection specifically), and an hour of their time
- a diamond worth at least 1000gp (with enough Yaseenists we can surely acquire one)

#RIPYassie #SaveYassie

With great power comes great yasponsibility. β€‹

Check out https://cutie.city/about if you want to yassee it for yasself! β€‹

#CutieCity #SaveYassie #AltText

Yastodon

This server is home to a small group of cuties whose former server spontaneously combusted. Registrations are currently very limited, as we're still getting situated in our new space. πŸ’–

Yastodon hosted on cutie.city

This is against butts. You’ve been re-butt-ed.

I get that you’re excited to be a butt, but you gotta follow the butts. And this isn’t butts. You’re not in a butt. We’re building butts and butts and butts here. This kind of butt isn’t the butts we want.

#butts #shitpost #saveYassie β€‹