I would NEVER date google. That would just be a date-rape waiting to happen.

My robots.txt kindly tells them to fuck off.

The blocked user agent politely says: "Please take a moment to go fuck yourself."

And the blocked IP range says: "No means no, I'm blowing this whistle."

Yet, somehow, this morning google felt that was an invitation to just hammer at my site several hundred times in a minute. Damn, you got excited, you're drunk, but this is not the time or place and I am just not feelin you google.

The 403 and 500 responses were not me being a tease. I don't do coy. And just because a site is on the internet is not an invitation for you to fuck its brains out.

#fuckgoogle #fuckbots #badbot #badgooglegohome #nomeansno #readtherobots