In today's breaking news: 🍷 That ancient elixir you thought would make you live forever? Turns out scientists are here to ruin fun once again, calling it "outdated." 😂 Meanwhile, the Stanford website continues its quest to win the Pulitzer for most redundant use of the word "contact." 🏆
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