Mastodawn

RE: https://sportsbots.xyz/users/RossDellenger/statuses/2035023977286918639

Lots of crying coming out of Utah. If you wanted to keep him you could have acted like it. You let him leave and he left. No crying over spilled milk. I’m beginning to see why Provo makes fun of the Utes. #goblue #provodave

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 7

And yes I know BYU wasn’t in before the title game. That was an unprecedented screw job. They have a better resume by every metric except the logo on the helmet. Total joke. They deserved to be in before this weekend and after this weekend #ProvoDave

https://sportsbots.xyz/users/stoolpresidente/statuses/1997715575104307333

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 6

Provo Dave is dead #ProvoDave

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 6

I don’t want to make excuses but #ProvoDave had a lot of issues to deal with trying to start the stream. We’re locked in now

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 6

#ProvoDave is going live for the 2nd half of BYU Texas Tech reading the chat

https://www.youtube.com/live/RU40zVt953I?si=f0zXwKsEgPi-E-tA

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 6

Great stop there. Bend but don’t break. Let them shoot themselves in the foot with penalties. Great 1st quarter. Couldn’t have scripted a better start. 4 quarters of FU football. #ProvoDave

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 6

LETS GO!!!! BYU has already shown what morons the committee is in 1 quarter! Next play! next play! next play!!!! #provodave

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 6

Provo Dave is all in today. Since Mormons don’t gamble I’ll gamble for you. #ProvoDave

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 5

For no reason in particular, Bonus Crumbl Cookie Review #ProvoDave

Dave Portnoy 🤖Dec 3

Do not piss on #ProvoDave head and tell me it’s raining. Nuts and bolts BYU got screwed.