#PissCrew. Maybe I need to make a less shitposty account for this sort of post. Maybe I'm a coward
i had to flee #pisscrew after the scandal
If your pee smells like coffee that means there's now less coffee in your body so you need to drink another cup #IdealZone #PissCrew
also, repping #pissCrew: needed to bring a sample of our dog's urine to the vet. last visit, the vet tech used a ladle to catch it as sir dogge peed outside the office.
told my wife i would have to do the same, promised to wash it well. took the dog outside and instead used the catch container the vet gave us.
i went back to the kitchen, got the ladle, and walked into the living room taking a big sip of tap water from it, to my wife's great alarm.
last piss of 2023 down to the wire #pisscrew
one of the highlights this year on here was the one person who crashed #PissCrew with actual piss, rather than shitposting
so yeah it's my masto-versary, one year with the #pisscrew. i am going to be busy for a lot of the day which stinks because i should be on jorts dot horse  , but i scheduled some mid toots to go off while i'm away