My father was Catholic but my parents had an interfaith marriage, so I was baptized according to my mother's religion: the one true church of Protestant Passive Agression.

I could tell you what the problem is with that, but you should already know. If you cared enough to pay attention...

Protestant Passive Agression is very much like Catholic Passive Agression except there's much less wine. So meals are more irritating but the police aren't called as often.

#comedy #GrowingUpMethodist #PassiveAgression