i'm staying in a hotel that has an actual, real life uniformed bellhop, complete with comically large ostentatious hat. he literally hops to attention to bow every time i go past – it is only the lack of mountains that prevents me from expecting Ralph Fiennes from popping out behind a column. the bellhop is about a hundred year's old, and i hope all the hopping isn't going to harm him. #newExperiencesEveryDay